The Great Shirt Burning Spell
Sometimes I talk to myself. Sometimes I give myself really good advice, and sometimes I don't believe myself when I say smart things. The ugly things are easier to believe. Here's how the conversation sometimes goes when Me and Also Me are talking about hard things. The song I have on repeat while I write this. 🎶 " I Keep Going To The River To Pray " Me: We need to talk about this shirt burning "spell" business, okay? What the actual fuck was that about? On his Instagram he posted "A spell I cast today." Then he showed an ugly, striped brown shirt and said, "the shirt I was wearing when we met." He then showed the shirt all cut up into shreds, as well as him using a hammer to crush the buttons, and then he put it all in the fireplace. He burned the shirt he wore when we met? And crushed the buttons? And called it a "spell," and put it on Instagram? Also Me: Yep, that's what happened. Two days before his birthday,...
